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Archie McPhee Tin Foil Hat for Humans

Archie McPhee Tin Foil Hat for Humans

$8.50

• Reflective "tin foil" hat
• Made of mylar with felt lining
• Elastic strap goes under chin
• Protects against "them" doing "that thing"

Product Description

A Tin Foil Hat is a necessity of modern life. One of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance electronic thought observations is having to make a new tin foil hat every day. This mylar hat fits most adult heads and comes with a felt lining and an elastic strap to hold it in place. You'll look stylish under the most harsh psychic assault attempts that "they" can throw at you! When we wore it to the grocery store, we noticed 20% less mind control and lots of jealous stares. Works against aliens, government plots, men in black, giant ape cultists, the electric company, the circus clown collective, cyber-narcissists, grumpy psychics and nosy neighbors.

Product Information

Product Dimensions: 1.75 x 4 x 7 inches
Item Weight: 2 ounces
Shipping Weight: 8 ounces
Manufacturer: Archie McPhee
Item model number: 12774
UPC: 739048127744

WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD -- Small parts. Not for children under 3 years.

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